Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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