I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so that wasnt chicken after all
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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