"it" just moved
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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