Buhtt sex?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I think a kid would responsible me up
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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