If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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