would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
