You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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