Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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