i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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