It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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