I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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