Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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