How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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