porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Found your dick twin last night
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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