Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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