Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
