Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Found your dick twin last night
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
