i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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