Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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