Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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