Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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