just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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