And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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