kristin has been a bad kristin
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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