Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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