i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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