i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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