He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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