U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You were trust falling into bushes
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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