I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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