My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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