Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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