no. you can't hotbox the world.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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