wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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