his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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