I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
