he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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