i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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Found the puke drawer
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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