North Korea, Best Korea!
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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