Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
