I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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