I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
bring money and cleavage
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
