There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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