I don't think brook has ever known best
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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