i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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