Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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