At least make sure they are 18
Why
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
There's always time for handjobs
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
how drunk are you?
Several
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Randomize
