But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I am mentally ready for anal.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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