I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
