I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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