so that wasnt chicken after all
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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