no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize