So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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