Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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