Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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