i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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