he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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