Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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